The Last Laugh

It's been ages since i've posted one of these so here goes:


• Abi - "GPS (global positioning system) is getting so accurate now that they reckon airplanes will eventually be able to fly themselves. Takeoff and landing included!" Paul - "I'd be careful about that. It'll probably be a Microsoft computer in which case it'll crash! Excuse the pun!" Russ - "Haha, you'll get an box flash up in the cockpit 'Do you want to send an error report?'. Yes i want to send a f*****g error report!"
• "Tie-bet" A fellow Structural Geology student adds yet another reason to think American's are illerate and poor at geography.
• "I like working with people who are more intelligent than me so i can steel their ideas!" Paul Kapp reveals the key to success.
• "Have you ever watched Ave Ventura with that slinky going down the steps in Tie-bet?" A fellow student asks a completely random and pointless question - as it the norm with some of these sophomores and juniors.
• "We've got no labels to tell us where it is - its abit of a mystery geology settling." Our Tectonics lecturer questions the location of a students structural diagram he sketched on the board. The student then wrote "Asia" in a large land mass. "Ah, that solves it!"
• "Let's call our Promax process 'Fred'", "That means when we click this button we'll be doing Fred!!!" Russ points out a somewhat tricky scenario when we name our seismic data processing data set. We ended up calling it Lucy!