The Last Laugh

Ok, so this is the re-generated, made-over quotes post with some fresh material. What was wrong with the first title? It was rubbish! Here goes:

• "Your life span is only finite. I hate to tell you this but someday your going to die!" My Structural Geology lecturer, Paul Kapp reveals the haunting truth to us all.


• "I did gymnastics last night......with my son!" We all think the lecturer's abit weird until he clarifies he took his 2yr old to gym club. I think he just wanted to play on the trampolene though!


• "Is it ok if i bring powdered rock candy?" A member of the geology society wants to bring a bag of sugar as his contribution to the mass rock candy making ahead of the group running the junior stall at the Tucson Gem and Mineral Show this weekend.


• "The sign's are different in engineering and geology so i'm like 'screw them'!"Paul Kapp once again shows little regard for detail. He also went on to say that gravitational acceleration (9.81ms) is ~10 for geologist!


• "I wouldn't worry, he never listen's to me!"; "Yeah, but your a woman!" Me and Abi discuss Russ' selective habits.
• "The UK has a rich and diverse geological history, its just doing sod all at the moment - its benign!" I pretty much sum up why i can't do a paper on the active tectonics of the British Isles.