Quotes Worth Hearing

Ok, so here's a new blog theme ripped quite blatently from one of my friends. Since none of my lecturers this semester are quite as productive as Mihai Ducea in delivering one line quotes, ive decided none of them deserve their own box but instead ill publish a weekly/fortnightly/whenever accumulation of liners as a normal blog. So here goes,

• "This is Giant's Causeway....in Scotland!" Our stand in lecturer gets his UK geography embarrassingly wrong much to Paul and Russ' dispair. Its worse that no-one else in the class realised. It seems that Ireland (North and Eire) is just part of the UK massif.


• "Some nebulus of time we'll call 'Past'" My Plateaus Seminar instructor innocently groups the last 4.5 billion years in one meaningless word".


• "My Philosophy is...'who cares'?" Paul Kapp, Structural Geology, sums up what we all feel.


• "Hz - it really hurts!" Roy Johnson, Seismic Data Processing, with one of his poorer jokes. (Hz is units of frequency)


• "I'm just sampling the turkey! That piece was ok, ill just try the next." I take on the role of food quality control when cooking last nights dinner. We brought a 11lb turkey for $4! It needed testing!


• "That's not real blonde surely?" I finish the structural practical very early so start looking around the room when my eye is caught to this young lady who blatently spends too much money on bleach!
• "Explain why Mary was wrong to propose...". "Because she's a woman!" A funny science exam answer i found on the net. Theres some classics out there!

That's all for now folks

Laters!